You've been on hold how long?

I've been coerced into posting again. Granted I want to, it's just me being lazy. And then getting performance anxiety (this is btw the only time I get that I swear).
I do want to go back and make those retroactive posts and I will. But to start, I'll do a cop out and fill out the silly online survey that Rachael filled out.

Stuff that you should know about me:

1. What is the middle name of the first person you ever slept with?
Rachel (weird huh?)

2. What kind of underwear are you wearing and what color?
Not wearing underwear. :D

3. What is the song you want played at your funeral?
Oooh. Good question.... Eleanor Rigby if I die alone. Pyramid Song by Radiohead otherwise. Actually play that one no matter what.

4. Would you tell your parents if you're gay?
Sure. I'm fairly certain my parents would be ok with either of their kids being gay.

5. What would your last meal be before getting executed?
Basically what I had at Steve's bachelor party in D.C. A zillion bacon-wrapped scallops, a ton of wine, a giant filet mignon, a huge basket of bread and to mix it up my mom's good dessert she makes: striped delight.

6. Beatles or Stones?
Beatles! (I concur)

7. If you had to pick one person on earth who should die, who?
Only one? Shit. That guy who made my life a living hell in middle school. Matt somethingorother. Can't remember his last name but I still wish him a life of ills.

8. Beer, wine or hard liquor?
Do I have to choose? See, THAT makes me look bad. I think if I had to I'd go beer. More variety I suppose. Wine is a close second. I really don't have a problem with liquor either though.

9. What is the most important quality your mate possesses?

Kindness/sweetness/thoughtful. It's all kind of the same thing. For a hater, she's rarely hateful. She genuinely goes out of her way to be a good person and good to people and that means a whole lot to me.

10. What are your plans for the future?
I'm a mega planner so I'll give the cliff notes version:
Keep doing this job I have either here or for someone else
Get married
Buy a house
Have kids
Kick ass
Take names

12. Do you walk around the house naked?
I would do it more often if I didn't live with someone I'm not sleeping with. I like being naked. Not in a let's go out and join a nudist colony way but a meh clothes are annoying sometimes kind of way.

13. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
Completely depends. I've had one beer and been all Whoa. I've had seven or eight and not really feel it. Usually though four or five does the trick for sure.

14. Where is your best friend?
My best friend is likely in Gilbert in the condo he and his wife (and temporarily his wife's sister) live in. Need to call him.

15. Hair color you like on someone you're dating?
I've always had a fascination with redheads.

16. Would you rather be blind or deaf?
I'd rather be blind. I can't stand the idea of not being able to listen to music.

17. Do you have any special talents?
More than I can count/know.;) I think I have a very long attention span, which is a talent of a kind. I have a very good memory, which helps when I do any kind of trivia related board game. I solve problems.

20. Favorite hateful thing to do to someone?
I don't think I do very many hateful things. I like to talk bad about children and the elderly. I like offensive humor. Not racist/sexist stuff but like... I dunno. Jokes about abortion and things like that.

My favorite hateful thing done to anyone ever though was when Fogg filled Pickard's clothing iron with urine. He made sure to drink a lot of water before hand too. So it looked just like normal water. Nothing like tricking an asshole into steaming piss into his dress shirts for payback.

21. First movie you can remember seeing as a kid?
The first thing that comes to my head is the Karate Kid but I think I probably saw movies before that one. I think I fell asleep too.

22. What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?
Put my keys on the counter. Go to my room. Sit down at computer.

23. When's the last time you went on a date?
Wednesday is right Rachael. We went to see Knocked Up. Which was funny. And also funny cause Rachael hates birth scenes in movies and I'm amused by that. Though I do sympathize. Speaking of... I need to take you out on more dates. The heat means less of those I think.

24. Do you like horror or comedy?
Comedy! I'm not a fan or horror movies. I'm a scared little bitch.

26. Person you most wish you hadn't made out with?
Lauren. My Freshman year in college. Granted i was so smashed I couldn't see straight. She certainly did not want to make out with me. Wait, does that count then?..... If it doesn't then I'd say.... Samantha. She was a bad idea in general.

28. If you weren't straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with?
I dunno....Joss Whedon? Less to do with sexual attraction, more to do with an undying affection for all he's ever written/filmed.

29. Where do you want to live when you are old?
The Tech Castle. Or an island cabana.

30. Who is the person you can count on most?
My family. I know they're not one person but as much as whine and bitch about them, they always come through.

31. If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?
I'm assuming past or present means dead or living. I'd go Grace Kelly. ::growl:: so hot.

32. Where was your first kiss with your mate?
Outside of the Wildflower Bread Company at Arcadia. And she giggled during it. She is a complete dork. But I love her for it.

33. Favorite drinking game?
Drink the Beer.

34. What did you dream last night?
Last night, I dreamed Rachael and I were married and living in our Tech Castle. It was kind of like her dream she blogged about in that I had a giant group of friends over. It wasn't just the nerds though. We were clearly having some sort of party. There was barbecue. And Rachael was being very domestic blissy. No family though outside of Jeff and Katie. That was the whole dream. It was basically the party. Small talk. Games were played. Movies were watched. A bunch of people went swimming. It was a boring dream in that nothing amazing happened. It was also very happy though. Left me in a very restful state when I woke up.

Speaking of...
Shazbot... this took longer than I expected. Got to shower, put some clothes (including underwear) on and get to work.