Going to San Diego

Steve and I are driving to San Diego this morning to watch the Padres play the San Francisco Giants. Why are we driving six hours to watch a baseball game?
Well...
Barry Bonds may tie/break the all-time home run record. Sure, Barry Bonds is a stupid prick. But the record is bigger than he is. If Steve and I get to see this happen, it's something I could tell my kids and grandkids about (or dudes at a bar).

We'll be gone Saturday and come back late Sunday as we're catching Sunday's afternoon game too.

I'll be wearing a Penny Arcade Fruit Fucker t-shirt. Isn't that the best shirt ever for this event? (I will now explain why and ruin all the fun of it) See, Barry Bonds uses steroids but will never admit to it AND he's a fucker. And Fruit Fucker is a juicer. Juicer being a synonym for someone on steroids. Also, Fruit Fucker is indeed, a fucker.

I know you're all beside yourselves with laughter now. Feel free to take a break, get a drink of water and breathe deep before you head out to the rest of the Internet hinterlands. Adios.