Too Much To Handle

A lot has happened since I last posted. I'm going to do my best to get to all of it. I promise. I swear. This will occur. This is prophecy.

I will detail the events that happened. Those events are:
Seeing the movie 300 w/ the nerds
Rachael meeting my parents
Heartfelt, emotional conversations that will probably make people gag
How I got involved with four different fantasy baseball leagues
Going to Las Vegas for my friend Jen's wedding (this will at least be a three part story)
Vague retelling of the reorg at work (I don't want to get in trouble people)
Me trying to start exercising again

The first retrospective post will occur tomorrow, likely in the morning.
Hold me to it dear readers (I like to think of you as the council of 10)